imsirius:

make me choose: Natasha Romanoff or Maria Hill (for Monz)

likesboyswholikeboys:

i could write an entire essay on alec lightwood, internalized homophobia, and masculinity, with a bonus analysis of self-worth and inferiority in relation to these three things

WAIT AN ALEC DOLL WHAT DOLL I WANNA SEE

alecsweetcheekslightwood:

Oh! My Alec doll! ; w ; I painted the runes and stuff on him. 

Also, Magnus.

It’s important to have a good relationship with yourself when you become well known. People will say a lot of things, and you’ll start to wonder if they’re true. But then you have to go back to all of those little truths and kernels you found along the way that remind you: You are where you’re supposed to be.

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

itskhaleesii:

There is always going to be a special place in your heart for the first musical you’ve watched that made you the big Broadway freak you are today

newtered:

In City of Glass Jace says to Sebastian “Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.” City of Heavenly Fire takes place around Christmas.

basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are

aegisdea:

Let the flames begin. 

aegisdea:

Let the flames begin. 

fucking sebastian stan
— everyone scrolling down their dash (via samsangel)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

peetasboxers:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

peetasboxers:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

peetasboxers:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

first you won the hunger games

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then you stole my bitch

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i couldnt have stolen her

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because she was never yours

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GALE IS MINE

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AND I AM HIS

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NOW SIT YOUR PANSY ASS BAKER ASS DOWN

You didn’t make out with her in a cave

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i did

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i kissed her before you

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how you liking my sloppy seconds??????

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they’re pretty nice

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and so are our two kids

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