Death By Fandoms

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Hi… It’s been awhile

Hi, I haven’t used Tumblr in quite a while. I actually know very few people who have used this site. In the past few years since my last post the world has changed dramatically, so has the opinion society has on Tumblr. This site has been called a “Hellscape” in a non-sarcastic/completely serious way. The issues this site has raised like gatekeeping and sourcing a hive mind also does not inspire feelings of joy. Its taken me a while to use this site again, when I craved nostalgia I went to MySpace instead. The entire point of my post is it took me a long time to come back to Tumblr, and now I intend to start using my account but it will be completely unrelated content from here on out… 

If anyone still follows, or sees this… I hope you are well and things get better. You deserve it <3

waywardwinterfics

A Friendly Reminder

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- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

damionaerynstarr

Let’s not forget:

- Deadpool knows sign language
- Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
- Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
- Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
- Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
- Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
- Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
- Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

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- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
- Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
- Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 
pilgrimkitty

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
- Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

thetimelordwizard

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eddyedano

Deadpool!

sansational-attraction

I LOVE DEADPOOL!!

waywardwinterfics
zohbugg:
“esculentesset:
“ blueflame91:
“ ecumenicalseeker:
“ robotunicorncastiel:
“ serinalion:
“ stephendann:
“ callmeshiny:
“ abookwormcalledellie:
“ piertotum-locomottor:
“ kakashi-big-lips:
“ deja-q:
“ itslevilosa:
“ midgardian etiquette 101:...
itslevilosa

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

deja-q

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

kakashi-big-lips

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

piertotum-locomottor

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

abookwormcalledellie

the hook is worthy

callmeshiny

the hook is worthy

stephendann

Peter Pan would disagree.

serinalion

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

robotunicorncastiel

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

ecumenicalseeker

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

blueflame91

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

esculentesset

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

zohbugg

earlgreytea68
earlgreytea68

Sherlock says he is reading John’s blog because he’s cleverer through John’s eyes. And Sherlock’s first-level mind palace is entirely through John’s eyes. It starts with John’s story, it’s narrated by John, it’s about how John sees him. Everyone’s constantly talking about the stories John tells, about the entanglement of the fictional Sherlock with the real Sherlock, because Sherlock works so hard in his head to be the Sherlock John sees. John wants Sherlock held to a higher standard, and Sherlock wants to achieve that so desperately. (Of course, he can only really hold onto this idea in the first level.)

But Sherlock’s head is such an astonishing place because it betrays with certainty that, for all of his bluster, he actually thinks lots of people are cleverer than he is. Mary certainly is, and Mycroft, and even John in Sherlock’s head is “pretty damn smart.” “You’re the expert,” Sherlock allows to John, and it might be in limited areas, but they’re areas that count pretty heavily. Especially when your whole life is a story you’re trying to tell to others so they don’t notice the true you. Being an expert storyteller comes in handy with that.

the-sapphiresky
the-sapphiresky

That moment when you just want to just wrap your arms around Mycroft and hold him tight. Because at the end of it all, he’s not the British Government, he’s not a machine… he’s a big brother who has spent his life watching over his baby brother and has tried his hardest to help however he can. And he has never given up, no matter how hard Sherlock pushes back or how much he seems not to care.

earlgreytea68
earlgreytea68

That scene in the graveyard, before the Mystrade date. In that scene, John abandons Sherlock (to go off with Mary). John yells at him that too many people indulge Sherlock. It’s what Sherlock thinks he needs to hear, of course. Mycroft and Lestrade stay behind to help Sherlock because I think Sherlock thinks they’re the people who indulge him too much. Mycroft and Lestrade are the people who love him no matter what, who will be there for him always, and he knows that. He’s less certain about John, though. After all, John has The Great Mary, and John wants Sherlock to hold himself to a higher standard. Sherlock can disappoint John. He knows that. He has in the past.

Which makes it such an incredibly sweet triumph that, the next layer down, in the confrontation with Moriarty, John comes back. John doesn’t leave him alone and abandoned. John comes back and says that Sherlock is never alone. Sherlock gets to hear it, and Sherlock finds his way back to the world. It’s always John Watson who gives Sherlock a reason to come back. You get the feeling Mycroft knows that, when he asks John to take care of Sherlock. Mycroft can stand by and hold a torch all he wants while Sherlock digs himself into huge holes, but it’s John Watson who really keeps Sherlock alive, and Mycroft needs him to understand that.

And Moriarty, of course, suggests John and Sherlock elope. It’s the closest Sherlock gets in his own head to an acknowledgment of what the relationship between him and John really is, the closest he’ll let himself get to it, and I think, for him, it’s enough that he got to have that moment. It’s possibly more than he thought he’d ever have, even in his own head. YOU KILL ME, SHERLOCK HOLMES.